Monday, October 15, 2012

I am waiting.You know I am gonna punish you for making me wait. Call me on Nite Flirt.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

I love teaseing my piggie boys....

I will be stroking their cocks....as a reward....or so they think.... Then I ask them....

Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink?

Then I alternate squeezing and releasing their balls as I stroke them.

It usually it takes them a while to figure out the answer.

A: The grip.

Its such fun too while the figure it out!

Friday, October 5, 2012

Call me....

I'm young hot and horny. I love sex of all sorts. Whats holding you back? Call me on Nite Flirt and lets cum together.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

I thought you would enjoy this as much as I did!

Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An earthquake of 5.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bedsprings.

6. You've both gone down one clothing size.

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

9. Boy, are you hungry!

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.